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May222012

ask-the-mighty-thor:

Rogers!
I have destroyed four of these infernal ‘keyboard’ contraptions, but I suppose I have learned enough of the fiendish ways of Midgardian technology. It allows me, at least, to discuss matters of importance with the mortals!
‘Eye-Phone’? Is it similar to the ‘eye-pood’ device that Stark mentioned? Does it also contain little men that play the musical styling of your choice, at any hour?
Although, Fury is more inclined to allow you the use of technology! Your first instinct is not to obliterate it, after all! Hahahaha!

Rogers!

I have destroyed four of these infernal ‘keyboard’ contraptions, but I suppose I have learned enough of the fiendish ways of Midgardian technology. It allows me, at least, to discuss matters of importance with the mortals!

‘Eye-Phone’? Is it similar to the ‘eye-pood’ device that Stark mentioned? Does it also contain little men that play the musical styling of your choice, at any hour?

Although, Fury is more inclined to allow you the use of technology! Your first instinct is not to obliterate it, after all! Hahahaha!

April282012

Diary of a "Crazy" Girl

Depression Anxiety

April182012

Ross has an Incest moment?...EWWW!!!

Ross: (in his head) She's your cousin, she's your cousin, if she knew what was going on in your head she'd think you were sick. Or would she? Let's back up a second ... she was the one who suggested opening a bottle of wine. She was the one who turned down the lights. She was the one who wanted to rent Logan's Run, the sexiest movie ever. I know that look. Forget it. I want it, she wants it. I'm going in. (Ross lunges forward in attempt to kiss her).
Cassie: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
Ross: (in his head) Say something clever.
Ross: Okay, it doesn't have to be clever, it just has to be words.
Ross: Any words will do.
Ross: Oh my God, this is the longest that anyone has not talked ever!
Ross: There is nothing you can do to make this worse so just say something!
Ross: (out loud) I haven't had sex in a very long time.
(Cassie leaves the room)
Ross: (in his head) Yeah, you really shouldn't have said anything.

12AM

Friends Dialogue--at least it isn't baby talk...

Ross: Uh, how long until they announce the numbers, mummy?
Chandler: I'll take this one too. Uh, mummy?
Ross: Oh, uh, I've gotten into the habit of called Rachel 'mummy' whenever we're around Emma ... which I now realise we are not.
Rachel: I'm hoping that if she hears it enough, it'll be her first word.
Ross: Although if we're gonna do that, we should probably call me 'daddy' too.
Phoebe: You like that, daddy?
Ross: I-uh, I was just talking about Rachel.
Phoebe: Is daddy getting angry?
Phoebe: Is daddy gonna spank me?
Ross: Well that depends. Have you been a baaaad gir-no I can't.